hermionejg:

Mark Twain doesn’t fuck around when it comes to Pool.

hermionejg:

Mark Twain doesn’t fuck around when it comes to Pool.

Okay, Friends

I’m not allowed to use my credit card or, really, spend any money at all for a while. I trust you to make certain I don’t. Tie me up, beat me up, use a spray bottle. Do whatever you have to do to keep me disciplined xD

dailybeagle:

This is a picture of my 6 year old beagle girl Roxy, trying to run away with a toy in her mouth…

dailybeagle:

This is a picture of my 6 year old beagle girl Roxy, trying to run away with a toy in her mouth…

z0mbiearms:

hellyeahsafesex:

Sex around the world

So basically Greeks are getting laid almost on the daily and not consistently getting much out of it. That sucks. UK and US though, way to please your partners.

Is this why the Greek economy is crashing?

z0mbiearms:

hellyeahsafesex:

Sex around the world

So basically Greeks are getting laid almost on the daily and not consistently getting much out of it. That sucks. UK and US though, way to please your partners.

Is this why the Greek economy is crashing?

lacigreen:

or sleep with whoever you want! 8D

This would actually be a personal rule for me. Crazy scares the shit out of me. However, if crazy is your thing, go for it.

lacigreen:

or sleep with whoever you want! 8D

This would actually be a personal rule for me. Crazy scares the shit out of me. However, if crazy is your thing, go for it.

fuckyeahalexmorgan:

U.S. women’s soccer star Alex Morgan shows off her style off the pitch.

(via omg-yanks)

(via lifestray)