guy:

sorry i only like people that i never have a chance with

(via bryarly)

baerials:

This is the BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN

(via fabrecle)

egberts:

driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons

(via couragedearheart)

asker

zoeythekat asked: I recently did a survey of MerraLewisVille, that small town just outside of St. Louis, and found that EVERYBODY in the town LOVES pastafarian07. It's true. Well, it's not TOTALLY true because Carl Jinkens said, "Eh, he's okay" but I've always said that Carl Jinkens is a jerk. Haven't I always said that? Carl Jinkens, that jerk.

zoeythekat:

Reblog this and I’ll make up something about you and write it in your askbox. 

(via zoeythekat)

thewhitecanvasofmymind:

ydnewwhite:

subbysal:

please lord help m e

please lord help my cat

BOTH OF MY CATS JUST BURST INTO MY ROOM IN SEARCH OF THE HIDDEN NEW KITTIES

(via unimpressedcats)

jedjustis:

nosdrinker:

android1994:

nosdrinker:

where’s the gif of the chef with the really big frying pan

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bless you

wok this way

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